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第9章 脑子光溜溜的(第1页)

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妊抱枝憋笑:“你所言极是。”那人连忙改口:“呸呸,不是,郎君不能及猪也!哎也不对,郎君能及猪?猪能及郎君?”见那人抓耳挠腮,不再缠她,妊抱枝便趁机开溜,来到陈揽月身边。陈揽月和张掌柜很是熟络,此时正攀谈着。那张掌柜保养得宜,妆容精致,俨然成了玉颜铺的活招牌。陈揽月道:“张掌柜,我听说你这新来了一批护手膏。”“哎哟,陈二娘的消息就是灵通!”张掌柜笑容满面,牵着陈揽月带她去看那新来的护手膏。待二人到了货架区,张掌柜的面色却突然变得凝重,盯着陈揽月的手,一言不发。陈揽月心中一紧,连忙问道:“张掌柜,你这是何故?”“陈二娘,”张掌柜托起陈揽月的手,“你这手……”“我这手有何不妥?”“陈二娘,那掌柜的我可就直说了,娘子可切莫介意才是。”张掌柜斟酌言辞,小心翼翼地观察着陈揽月的脸色。“但说无防。”张掌柜将陈揽月的手置于她眼前,手指轻轻抚过她的指节:“娘子你看,你虽是天仙般的美人,但这指关节处细纹颇多呢,实在是影响您的美貌。”陈揽月仔细地审视着自己的十指,吓得花容失色:“竟然十指皆有细纹!”张掌柜轻叹一声:“这手啊,可是女人的第二张脸呢,可千万马虎不得。”“我听闻明日龙公子便要前往陈二娘家中赴宴,娘子貌若天仙,可万万别叫这双糙手给毁于一旦呐。”“这可如何是好?”陈揽月又惊又急。妊抱枝听到这里,没忍住笑出了声。如果陈揽月能将花在美貌上的时间,哪怕只是十分之一,拿出来用在脑子上,都不至于如此蠢笨。这种毫无根据的资本论调,都能轻易将她唬了去。妊抱枝故作吃惊道:“张掌柜说这手是女人的第二张脸,我又听你店里的人说眉毛是女人的第二张脸,是不是只要是需要变漂亮的地方,都是女人的第二张脸呀?”她摸摸脖子:“哎呀,我的第二张脸。”又摸摸胳膊:“哎呀,我的第二张脸。”继而又抬眼望向张掌柜,眼带无辜:“张掌柜,我这怎么浑身上下都长满了脸啊。”陈揽月听了妊抱枝的话,身上起了一层鸡皮疙瘩,她忍不住摸了摸自己的胳膊。这时,妊抱枝从后面探头,幽幽道:“你在摸你的第二张脸嘛?”吓得陈揽月一个哆嗦,连忙与妊抱枝拉开了距离:“休……休得胡言!”。她咽了口唾沫,平复心情道:“哎呀,我看你就是不想让我变漂亮!拿下龙公子,我势在必得,哼!”“不是,你认真的?”妊抱枝用看智障一般的目光看向陈揽月,满脸的不可思议。张掌柜暗暗瞪了一眼妊抱枝,又温柔地握着陈揽月的手,安抚道:“陈二娘莫慌,莫要听旁人胡言乱语,小店今日不是进了一批护手膏嘛,这款护手膏呀,可是以杏仁油作为基底,又融合蜂蜜、珍珠粉……”张掌柜口若悬河地介绍完成分与功效后,便从货架上拿下一盒护手膏。那护手膏用华丽的漆器盒包装着,一打开盖子便芳香四溢。张掌柜沾了点护手膏,细致的涂抹在陈揽月的手背。她先是轻柔地按压,让膏体与肌肤亲密接触;随后,以细腻的画圈手法,沿着手背的轮廓缓缓游走;最后,指尖轻揉,确保每一寸肌肤都被滋养。“这护手膏啊,只需坚持使用,定能让您的双手恢复往日的光滑细腻。你要知道啊,这世上没有丑女人,只有懒女人。”陈揽月点头,深以为然。“您想啊,到时候龙公子持笔作诗,陈二娘在一侧红袖添香,这手不仅白皙嫩滑,还散发着幽幽甜香,这龙公子身为一个男人,能把持得住嘛?”陈揽月听着张掌柜描绘的场景,耳根子羞得通红:“这一盒多少钱?”张掌柜比了个二的手势:“两贯钱一盒。”妊抱枝连忙在心里换算了一下,1贯钱等于1000枚铜钱,1文钱可以买三个鸡蛋,这小小一瓶护手膏竟然值6000个鸡蛋!妊抱枝看着冤大头准备结账,忍不住出声,再次打断二人离谱的对话。她忍了又忍,实在是没忍住,呛了一嘴陈揽月:“月儿,你虽然手指皱皱的,但脑子却是光溜溜的呢。”不等陈揽月研究明白她这话里的意思,妊抱枝又转向张掌柜:“张掌柜,你既言这护手膏功效非凡,您的手上一定是一条细纹都没有吧,可否让我们瞧上一瞧?”她刻意强调了“一条细纹”这四个字。“我倒要看看这世上是否有人的指关节处是光滑无细纹的?”妊抱枝朝张掌柜看去,示意她将手伸出来。张掌柜一噎,见这女子连陈二娘都敢教训,心有顾忌不敢冲撞。正心中盘算着,陈揽月已经将她的手拽了过去,张掌柜心中大骇,欲要收手,却挣脱不得。小主,这个章节后面还有哦,,后面更精彩!陈揽月细细检查张掌柜的每一根手指,狐疑道:“张掌柜,你的手不也有褶皱吗?这护手膏怎么不起作用呢?”张掌柜尴尬一笑:“卖油的娘子水梳头,这护手膏金贵,我自己当然是舍不得用的,只有像您这般金枝玉叶的人儿,才配得上这上好的护手膏呢。”妊抱枝看着陈揽月又隐隐有了心动的架势,适时走上来,附耳低声道:“妹妹,你且跟我来,我有个关于龙公子的秘密要告诉你。”陈揽月双眼放光:“速速道来!”妊抱枝将她拉到了一处无人的角落:“方才张掌柜说的红袖添香都是骗你的。”“不可能,绝对不可能,我觉得张掌柜说的极有道理。”妊抱枝灵巧地弯了弯自己的手指:“妹妹你瞧,若手无褶,便不能曲,不能拿取抓握,与废人又有何异?你又如何红袖添香,伴于龙公子身侧?”陈揽月也学着妊抱枝的模样,弯了弯自己的手指,觉得妊抱枝说的好像有几分道理。“你再想啊,张掌柜方才还说龙公子会把持不住,你想想龙公子是那般急色之人吗?”陈揽月坚决否定:“龙公子芝兰玉树,怎会是这样的人!”“这就对了啊,若是这护手膏的香味吸引了龙公男的注意,他不仅不会把持不住,依着他的性子,没准还会嫌弃妹妹扰了他的思绪,从而恼了妹妹呢!”“这可如何是好?”“这护手霜不仅会将妹妹变成一个废人,还会惹恼了龙公子,实在是得不偿失啊!”“对!这护手膏我定不能买!我这就去找张掌柜评评理!”陈揽月说着就要气势汹汹地去找张掌柜。妊抱枝及时拉住了她:“妹妹,我们不买便是,你又何苦给自己惹上一身骚呢?”:()干掉虐文男主成功称帝

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