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第90章 汪鹏程管陈亮叫莫斯科(第1页)

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第九十章汪鹏程管陈亮叫“莫斯科”,这光荣称号可不是白来的,源头得追溯到一九九五年三月那个令人“望穿秋水”的夜晚。话说汪鹏程和赵小华新婚燕尔,决定请当年(八八年)一起在江南大学“同窗共苦”的铁哥们儿——陈亮、饶京民、何明光——来审计局宿舍五楼的“寒舍”搓一顿。提前一天通知,时间就定在第二天晚上六点。可惜何明光出差在外,只有陈亮和饶京民能来。鉴于陈亮同志那“闻名遐迩”的“时间观念”,汪鹏程在电话里特意多叮咛了一句:“喂,陈亮!六点!准时!别迟到啊!”电话那头,陈亮拍着胸脯,声音洪亮:“放心!六点整,保证像导弹一样精准抵达!”第二天,饶京民同志发扬了“吃饭不积极,思想有问题”的优良传统,早早到场。汪鹏程和他一边侃大山,一边在厨房挥汗如雨,有了饶京民打下手,效率奇高,六点整,六菜一汤准时飘香上桌。六点半,主角陈亮杳无音信。汪鹏程化身“望夫石(友石?)”,趴在五楼窗台向下张望,耳朵竖得像雷达,愣是没捕捉到那熟悉的摩托车轰鸣。七点,天色早已黑透半小时,桌上的菜也凉透了心。汪鹏程肚子里的馋虫开始造反,他无奈地对饶京民说:“要不…咱先开动?”饶京民同志展现了惊人的耐心:“再等等,万一他就在楼下找车位呢?”(内心os:可能吗?)七点半,陈亮的影子都没见着。“再等等!”饶京民的耐心值简直深不可测。汪鹏程脖子伸得比晾衣杆还长,眼睛望得发酸发涩,楼下依旧静悄悄。从夕阳西下等到月上中天,从饥肠辘辘等到前胸贴后背。十点半!楼道里终于响起了那姗姗来迟、却又无比轻快的脚步声。陈亮闪亮登场,一脸惊喜:“哟!菜就烧好了?效率挺高啊!”汪鹏程和赵小华看着这位气定神闲的主儿,气得只剩下“哭笑不得”的表情包。没过几天,经典重现。汪鹏程和好友李飞民以及自己的高中同桌张冬约陈亮“打包牌”(扑克牌游戏),时间:晚上六点半。结果三位牌友眼巴巴干坐三小时,茶水续了又续,耐心磨了又磨。九点半,陈大爷才优哉游哉地晃进来,仿佛刚散了个步:“哦!你们仨都到了?快洗牌洗牌,开战开战!”那语气,活像他才是等得不耐烦的那个。李飞民当场暴走,把扑克牌往桌上一摔,怒喝:“打个屁!”摔门而出,回家找枕头泄愤去了。留下陈亮一脸懵圈,仿佛在问:“发生甚么事了?”汪鹏程目睹此情此景,指着这位好兄弟,一声长叹,金句脱口而出:“你个死又不死的,怎么这么磨叽!你真是…‘莫斯科’(磨死磕)啊!”从此,这位玉树临风的大帅哥陈亮,就光荣地背负上了“莫斯科”的外号,名震朋友圈。陈亮同志在粮油工业公司企管办上班。听着挺唬人,实际上公司就管两家独立核算的米厂,基本没啥“工业”可管。除了财务科、人事科还有点活干,其他科室都闲得能孵出鸟来。企管办?那更是“门墩上的麻雀——嘴闲爪也闲”的最佳写照。陈亮脑瓜子活络,看着青都歌舞厅天天人山人海,钞票哗哗流,觉得商机无限。有一天,他脑子一热,居然把歌舞厅二楼的投影厅给租下来了!兄弟开的场子,那必须待遇啊!不仅免票,还得坐贵宾席!多年没正经看过电影的汪鹏程,自然成了“莫斯科影院”的常驻嘉宾。然而,“天下没有免费的午餐”这条铁律很快显灵。陈亮深知汪鹏程那一手美术字和板报绝活,心里的小算盘打得噼啪响。这天,他抱着一大摞(足足二十张!)大白纸和一桶彩色颜料,风风火火杀到审计局五楼:“久闻兄弟才高八斗!江湖救急!帮我写几张海报!明天重磅上映《大红灯笼高高挂》!”享受着“贵宾席”的汪鹏程,被陈亮这顶高帽一戴,顿时有点飘飘然。他撸起袖子,洋洋洒洒,“唰唰唰”笔走龙蛇,一口气写完。为了充分展示才情(也为了吸引眼球),他特意在海报上加了一行醒目的宣传语:“四房妻妾,一盏红灯,你想看吗?”暧昧中带着点小勾引,效果拔群!陈亮拍案叫绝:“绝了兄弟!”趁着月黑风高(其实是方便贴小广告),汪鹏程坐上陈亮的“二轮战车”,两人化身“午夜涂鸦侠”,仅用一小时就把县城东南西北的显眼墙面“攻占”完毕。第二天晚上,投影厅直接爆满!陈亮乐得合不拢嘴,不得不加场放映。初尝甜头的陈亮同志从此在“压榨兄弟劳动力”的道路上一发不可收拾。每天晚上十一点,他雷打不动地抱着一捆(数量与日俱增:三十张、四十张、五十张……)白纸,准时出现在审计局五楼敲门。这还不算完,这位“夜猫子”非要拉着汪鹏程一起去贴海报!从县城中心贴到城乡结合部,从电线杆贴到厂矿大门,业务范围疯狂扩张。,!有一次,汪鹏程画海报画到午夜一点,累得灵魂出窍,像滩墨汁似的直接“洇”在一大堆半成品海报上,昏睡过去。赚得盆满钵满的陈亮同志,却连买包烟慰劳一下好兄弟的念头都没有(吝啬鬼属性暴露无遗),汪鹏程心里那个小火苗啊,蹭蹭往上冒。凌晨两点,汪鹏程幽幽转醒,发现陈亮正坐在旁边,笑嘻嘻地盯着自己,脸上毫无愧疚,反而精神奕奕。更离谱的是,这位陈老板拍了拍他的肩膀,语气轻松得像在讨论早餐:“兄弟,醒醒神儿!咱得赶紧去贴啊!今天这六十张海报任务艰巨!明天的《九品芝麻官》绝对更火爆,票钱在向我们招手呢!”汪鹏程看着眼前这位“莫斯科”,无奈地摇摇头,内心哀嚎:“交友不慎,遇人不淑啊!”可谁叫这是自己穿一条裤衩长大的好兄弟呢?强忍着能把人吞噬的困意,汪鹏程还是认命地爬了起来,继续“午夜涂鸦侠”的征途。坐在摩托车的后座,汪鹏程困得脑袋像啄木鸟般点个不停,好几次差点表演“自由落体”,只好死死抱住陈亮的腰。陈亮还嫌弃上了:“喂喂,老兄,抱这么紧干嘛?我又不是你媳妇赵小华!”如此这般,折腾了整整半年,汪鹏程感觉自己的艺术细胞和体力值都快被榨干了。终于有一天,陈亮两眼放光,兴奋地冲过来:“兄弟!我发现了一个更来钱的买卖!明天我就去办停薪留职,南下海南,卖药去!”汪鹏程一听,差点喜极而泣!苍天啊大地啊!是哪位神仙姐姐开了眼!他内心的小人疯狂呐喊:“莫斯科!你终于要走了!走得越远越好!最好是横跨太平洋,直奔美利坚!再也别回来折腾我了!我这半条命都搭给你那海报事业了!”解脱的曙光,终于照进了审计局五楼!:()潮涌苍茫

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