男人不要装聋 Husband Should Hear Wife Shouldnt Take It Seriously（第1页）
男人不要装聋HusbandShouldHear，，WifeShouldSeriously
佚名Anonymous
Picturethese。OtherHalfandI，sprawledoutinfroelevisioiioiesspassesovermeandallmytroublesvanishquickly。
IlookoveratOtherHalfadollopofaffe。
“Iloveyou。”Isay。Nottooloud，midevelopingandIdon’twanttomissanything。
OtherHalfdoesn’tmoveamuscle。
“Hmm?”hemurmurs。
Isaid，“Iloveyou。”
OtherHalfheroicallytearshiseyesawayfromthes。
“Hmm?”herepeats。
“Ydeafinye，”Ipronounceloudlyandclearly。
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“Thanks。”hesays。Aerssomething。
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“Isaid，”heshouts，loudenhborstohear，“Youtalktooquietly。”
WhatIwanttoknowishowdoesadeofloveturherbattleofourperennial!
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Iwouldn’tmind，butI’mutterlycedthatOtherHalf’sdeafive。Wheioa—，enginevalvesorsomethiall，clearasabell。
AndamItheonlyoneeriehefollowiion?
&ed）:“Whattimeshallweleavetonight?”
OtherHalf（anxious）:“Leavefht?”
Me（weary）:“Tothetheatre。Itoldyouthreeweeksago。Awoweeksago。Ayesterday。Eachtimeloudertha。”
OtherHalf:“Idon’trememberyoutellingme。”
Me（veryclearly）:“That’sbecauseyouen!”
OtherHalf:“Ilistehingyousay。Youmusthavejustfottentotellme。”
&ifullyprohaphore）:“Iwantadivorce。”
Yousee?Aothetheatrereduarital
disiioninminutes。
Hoere“g”heheardeverythingIsaid?icallysidehiseartogetthesameresponse。Hashe，likesomaherHalves，simplylearofswitgoffwhealksferthaedtime?Wheidevelopmentof“FiShoesForThatDress，”doeshejustseeme，mouthihim，whilesecretlypigwhatheisreallyiedin?
Myfriendfromworkhasexactlythesameproblemwithherhusbaslittlethingssuchasfriends’weddings，becauseheioldhimaboutthem。Thisisaftershe’sshowfit，showahimaowearforit。