CHAPTER EIGHT THE HOUSE OF HARFANG(第2页)
&ravellerslookedateachotherindismay,awhistle,Scrubbsaidwhattheywereallthinking,“Thesedthirdsignsmuffed。”AndatthatmomentJill'sdreamrushedbaind。
“It'smyfault,”shesaidindespairingtones。“I—I'dgivehesig。IfI'dbeenthinkingaboutthemIcouldhaveseenitwastheinallthatsnow。”
“I'mworse,”saidPuddleglum。“Ididsee,orhoughtitlookedunonlylikearuiy。”
“You'retheonlyonewhoisn'ttoblame,”saidScrubb。“Youdidtrytomakeusstop。”
“Didn'ttryhardenough,though,”saidtheMarshwiggle。“AndI'dnocallt。Ioughttohavedo。AsifI'thavestoppedyoutwowithonehandeach!”
&his,”saidScrubb,“weweresojollykeeothisplacethatweweren'tbaboutaleastIknowIwas。Eversiwomawhodidn'ttalk,we'vebeenthinkingofnothingelse。WeottenaboutPrin。”
“Ishouldn'twonder,”saidPuddleglum,“ifthatwaslywhatsheintended。”
“WhatIdon'tquiteuand,”saidJill,“ishowwedidn'tseethelettering?Orcouldithaveetheresinight。Couldhe—Aslaherei?Ihadsuchaqueerdream。”Ahemallaboutit。
“Why,youchump!”saidScrubb。“Wedidseeit。Wegotiering。Don'tyousee?WegotierEiwasyoursunklane。WewalkedaloomstrokeoftheE,duenorth—turhtalo—otherturhat'sthemiddlestroke—aothetopleft-hander,or(ifyoulike)theerheletter,andcameback。Liketheballyidiotsweare。”Hekickedthewisavagely,aon,“Soit'snogood,Pole。Iknoerethinkihinkingthesame。YouwerethinkinghowwouldhavebeenifAslanhadn'tputtheinstruthestoheruiillafterwe'dpassedit。Awouldhavebeenhisfault,notours。Solikely,isn'tit?justownup。We'venstogoby,andwe'vemuffedthefirstthree。”
“YoumeanIhave,”saidJill。“It'squitetrue。I'vespeversinehere。Allthesame—Ihtfullysorryandallthat—allthesame,whataretheinstruDERMEdoesn'tseemtomakemuse。”
&does,though,”saidPuddleglum。“Itmeanswe'vegottolookforthePricity。”
“Buthowwe?”askedJill。
“That'sthequestion,”saidPuddleglum,rubbinghisbig,frog-likehaher。“Ho?Nodoubt,ifwe'dhadourmindsonourjobereattheRuinousCity,we'dhavebeenshownhow—foundalittledoor,oracave,oratusomeoohelpus。Mighthavebeen(youneverknow)Aslanhimself。We'dhavegotdowhosepaving-stoher。Aslan'sinstrusalwayswork:thereareions。Buthowtodoitnow—that'saer。”
“Well,weshalljusthavetogoback,Isuppose,”saidJill。
“Easy,isn'tit?”saidPuddleglum。“Wemighttryopeningthatdinwith。”Andtheyalllookedatthedoorandsawthathemcouldreadle,andthatalmostlyurnitiftheydid。
“Doyouthinktheywon'tletusoutifweask?”saidJill。Andnobodysaid,buteveryo,“Supposingtheydon't。”
Itleasantidea。Puddleglumwasdeadagainstaelliheirrealbusinessandsimplyaski;andofcoursethe'ttellwithouthispermissioheyhadpromised。Andallthreefeltprettysurethattherewouldbenoceofesthecastlebynight。Oheywereintheirroomswiththedoorsshut,theywouldbeprisoillm。Theymight,ofcourse,asktohavetheirdoorsleftopen,butthatwouldrousesuspis。
“Ouronlyce,”saidScrubb,“istotrytosneakawaybydaylight。Mightn'ttherebeanhourierofthegiantsareasleep?—aealdow,mightn'ttherebeabackdooropen?”
“It'shardlywhatIcallace,”saidtheMarshwiggle。“Butit'sallthecewe'relikelytoget。”Asamatteroffact,Scrubb'splanwasnotquitesohopelessasyoumightthink。Ifyouwaofahousewithoutbeihemiddleoftheafternoonisinsomewaysabettertimetotryitthanthemiddleofthenight。Doorsandwindowsaremorelikelytobeopen;andifyht,youalretendyouweren'tmeaningtogofarandhadnopartis。(Itisveryhardtomakeeithergiantsrowhisifyou'refoundgoutofabedroomwindowatoneo'them。)
&themuard,though,”saidScrubb。“WemustpretendwelovebeinghereandarelongingforthisAutum。”
“That'stht,”saidPuddleglum。“Iheardohemsayso。”
“Isee,”saidJill。“Wemustpretendtobeawfullyexcitedaboutit,andkeeponaskiheythinkwe'reabsoluteinfantsanyillmakeiteasier。”
“Gay,”saidPuddleglumsigh。“That'swhatwe'vegottobe。Gay。Asifwehadn'tatheworld。Frolie。Youtwoyoungstershaven'talwaysghspirits,I'venotiustwatddoasIdo。I'llbegay。Likethis”—andheassumedaghastlygrin。“Andfrolie”—hereheournfulcaper。“You'llsoo,ifyoukeepyoureyesohinkI'mafunnyfellowalready,yousee。IdaresayyoutwothoughtIwasatrifletipsylastnight,butIdoassureyouitwas—well,mostofituton。Ihadawouldeinuseful,somehow。”
The,whealkedovertheiradveerward,everfeelsurewhetherthislaststatementwasquitestrictlytrue;buttheyweresurethatPuddleglumthoughtitwastrue>
“Allright。Gay'stheword,”saidSow,ifwelygetsomeohisdoor。Whileweaboutandbeinggay,we'vegottofindoutallweaboutthiscastle。”
Luckily,atthatverymomentthedooropehegialedinsaying,“Now,mypoppets。LiketoeaheKingasettingoutoing?Suchaprettysight!”
¬imeinrushingoutpastherandgdowaircasetheycameto。Thenoiseofhoundsandhiantvoicesguidedthem,sothatiestheyreachedtheciantswereallonfoot,fortherearenogiapartoftheworld,as'hunti;likebeaglihehoundswerealsoofnormalsize。WhenJillsawthattherewerenohorsesshewasatfirstdreadfullydisappointed,forshefeltsurethatthegreatfatQueenwoafterhoundsonfoot;anditwouldohaveheraboutthehouseallday。ButtheheQueeninakindoflittersupportedontheshouldersofsixyounggiants。Thesillyoldcreatureingreenandhadahornatherside。
&hirtygiants,ingtheKing,wereassembled,readyforthesport,alltalkingandlaughingfittodeafenyou:anddownbelow,nearerJill'slevel,therewerewaggingtails,andbarking,andloose,slobberymouthsandnosesofdogsthrustintoyourhand。Puddleglumwasjustbeginningtostrikewhathethoughtagayaitude(whichmighthavespifithadbeennotiJillputotractivelychildishsmile,rushedacrosstotheQueen'slitteraheQueen。
“Oh,please!Yoingaway,areyou?Youwilleback?”
“Yes,mydear,”saidtheQueen。“I'llbebaight。”
“Oh,good。Howlovely!”saidJill。“Andwemayetothefeasttht,mayn'twe?Weingfht!Andwedolovebeinghere。Andwhileyou'reout,wemayruhewholedseeeverything,mayn'twe?Dosayyes。”
TheQueendidsayyes,butthelaughterofallthecourtiersnearlydrownedhervoice。