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第112章 笑什么(第1页)

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李修媛:“!!!”旭贵人胆子真大!居然敢使唤皇上!祁曜君:“……”迎着李修媛惊骇的目光,祁曜君属实觉着自己有点儿丢人。但他多少也知道季月欢的脾气,他要是不帮忙,她立马就能把他撵走。他还好奇那个道济呢。她平素对什么东西都漠然得很,能叫她喜欢的故事,总不会是寻常。于是祁曜君认命起身,也加入了摘花的队伍。季月欢等他过来,理直气壮地把手里的篮子给他,然后收手,自己退到一边,打开武侯车右侧扶手的暗格,里面有南星先前给她准备的零食和点心。祁曜君:“……”她倒是怪会享受。“不是赶时间?”“赶啊,这不你来了吗?咱英明神武的皇帝陛下肯定一个顶俩啦,我要是还这么辛苦那岂不是显得很看不起你?”不会带团队只能一个人干到死。季月欢当了几年的社畜,已经深刻领悟到了这一点,眼下有个免费的劳动力不用白不用。要人干活嘛,当然得捡好听地说,什么我最看重你啦,能者多劳啦,正因为你如此出色我才把这么重要的任务交给你啦等等,反正空口白牙,她又不要给祁曜君发工资的咯。这招果然有用,祁曜君还觉得季月欢夸他呢,心里挺高兴,也就没再说什么。他的加入,压力最大的莫过于李修媛了,冬霜和腊雪虽然也怂怂的,但毕竟他们跟在季月欢身边这么久,也知道皇上跟她们小主平日的相处模式,承受能力好歹比李修媛强一点。李修媛虽说位列九嫔,但因为皇上偏宠贵妃的缘故,从太子府到后宫,她侍寝的次数屈指可数,平日里更是见不到祁曜君几面,眼下竟然和皇上一起摘花,那周身的气势扫过来,她简直头皮发麻好吗?旭贵人到底是怎么做到这么自然地使唤皇上的?她战战兢兢地摘着,大气都不敢喘,不过那边南星已经开始讲故事,她渐渐听入了迷,神经倒也缓缓放松下来。“那先讲奴婢最喜欢的那个狗腿子的故事!”南星记忆力很好,哪怕已经过去很久,她讲起来依然顺畅。“说是有个叫净慈寺的地方,原本香火鼎盛,但当地来了个特别贪财的恶霸,听了管家的建议,为了敛财,在前往净慈寺的必经之路上设了过桥费,所有前往净慈寺祈福的善男信女们都需往那桥边的大箱子力投钱,才能过桥。净慈寺的香火由此被断,济公便施法令那钱箱着火,恶霸情急之下将自己的右脚伸进去灭火,结果一条腿都变成了铜钱铸的!”这走向倒是有趣,几人都笑了起来。“那恶霸吓坏了,遍寻名医救治,但大夫们哪儿见过这种?根本没法子,最后在旁人的建议下找了活佛,求活佛救命。”冬霜忍不住插嘴,“这等恶霸救他作甚?就该让他一辈子走不动道!看他还怎么骗老百姓的钱!”“就是!”腊雪也道,“那活佛应该没救吧?”“我倒觉着应该是救了,否则怎叫活佛?”李修媛猜测。南星连忙点头,“还是娘娘聪明,是救了!”“啊?”冬霜撇撇嘴,“不是说锄强扶弱嘛,救了那恶霸,叫他再出来害人怎么办?这算哪门子锄强?”“跟你们想的不一样啦!”南星得意地扬了扬下巴,“济公说,这条被铜钱铸的腿已经不能要了,唯一的办法只能是换腿,但腿也不是随便就能换的,得找合适的人才行。于是恶霸就把府里的所有人的叫来,济公找来找去,最后跟恶霸说,管家的腿最合适!”李修媛有点儿听明白了,“是那个跟恶霸建议过桥费的管家?”“对!那恶霸干坏事,始作俑者管家自然也不能放过!”南星哼了哼,“最后管家的腿换给了恶霸,那条铜铸的腿也被恶霸收了起来,不肯给管家换上,管家就剩一条腿了,又去求活佛,但活佛说,已经没有腿给他换了,要换只能是……”南星说到这儿的时候,噗嗤一声笑了出来。“哎呀,只能是什么,你别卖关子了,快说快说。”冬霜可好奇了。南星见皇上也朝她望了过来,忙忍笑着开口,“只能换那野狗的腿!”这下大家都知道刚刚南星在笑什么了,也跟着笑起来。连祁曜君都没忍住,一时间整个御花园都是欢声笑语。“那换了吗?”“当然换了,有总比没有好呀,从此啊,那管家就一只狗腿一只人腿!听说也是从那以后,大家才把那些仗势欺人、为虎作伥的小人叫做狗腿子!”李修媛忍笑,“原来狗腿子的出处是在这儿!”“那狗怎么办呀?少了一条腿好可怜!”腊雪皱眉道。南星哼哼解释,“活佛虽然惩治了恶人,但也不会让狗白白牺牲的,听说济公用泥捏了一条腿给狗接上,你们看过小狗撒尿吗?是不是会翘起一条腿来?就是因为那条腿是济公用泥给捏的,怕淋湿呢!”小主,这个章节后面还有哦,,后面更精彩!其实在皇帝面前提小狗撒尿这等腌臜事,也是一种大不敬,但眼下众人都被故事吸引,谁也没在意。腊雪有些惊叹,“这真的是话本故事吗?奴婢怎么听着像真的一样?”“我最初听的时候也觉得是真的,不过细想之下又觉得不可能啦,狗腿怎么能接到人身上的?”那倒是。“好的故事就是要真假参半,明知道是假的,却还是让人忍不住相信。”李修媛笑道。季月欢颔首,表示赞同。这是她,也是小老头很:()宠妃她脑子有病

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