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杨书娜被赵春花不亲不亲，不近假近的抓着手摇已不耐烦。又见赵春花同她说话时挤眉弄眼，撒娇卖萌更是不悦！冷不丁将手抽回来，反掌就给了赵春花一个耳光！这突如其来的变故，把赵春花抽懵逼了！我也十分吃惊，这也太意外了！完全不按常理出牌啊！但这变故比起刚才赵春花油浇王天横还让我兴奋！因为这样的后续一定更刺激！更提神！我心里爽歪歪地幸灾乐祸！表面上却波澜不惊，不动声色！我倒要看看赵春花和杨书娜这两个大美女会怎样扯头发，啃耳朵，抽嘴巴，撕逼！可接下来的一幕更让我大吃一惊！只见赵春花被抽后，先是一愣，但很快她笑的更甜更美更有感染力了！她锲而不舍地又抓握紧杨书娜的黑手一个劲摇到：“大媚子！是春花姐言听闭塞惹你不高兴了吧？你想抽姐就使劲抽！用力抽！狠狠抽！这只手抽疼了用那只手抽！”杨书娜见赵春花这般真挚诚恳，忍俊不禁，“噗嗤”一声乐了！只听“啪啪啪啪啪啪啪”一连串耳刮子抽的啪啪响！赵春花的小脑袋瓜子顿时像个被抽疯了的陀螺般飞速旋转……杨书娜似乎越抽越爽！越抽越得意！越抽越过瘾！越抽越歇斯底里！“哎哟！疼死我了！可怜我的手啊！”杨书娜似有意无意地故意将双手举高高，自艾自怨道。我看着她的双手，不禁倒吸一口冷气！杨书娜的双手肿的像两个佛手瓜一样！可以想象，为了抽赵春花嘴巴她使了多大劲？也可以想象，杨书娜的手都抽成佛手瓜了，那赵春花的瓜子脸又会变成什么样呢？赵春花终于停止了“陀螺转”！但让我意想不到，又百思不得其解的是：赵春花的俏脸蛋竟没丝毫变化！仿佛刚才杨书娜那一百多个嘴巴子全抽猪屁股上了！这回轮到杨书娜懵逼了！她看看赵春花毫发无伤的脸，又看看自个肿如佛手瓜的手，满脸的惊讶不解，惊疑不定，惊恐交加，惊慌失措！“你！你！难道我刚才的耳光全抽猪脸上了？你为啥没事人一样？”杨书娜像白日见鬼一样，惊恐地瞪着赵春花问道。赵春花咯咯又乐了！又拍手又跺脚，直乐的前颠后仰，花枝乱颤！“大媚子！别骂人哟！刚才那一百二十三个耳光可不是抽在猪屁股上！放眼大江南北，黄河内外，这普天下可没那么漂亮的猪屁股哦！”说话间，她双手一拢，示意杨书娜往这看！尔后，娇身一扭，闪退一边。杨书娜不明所以，忙揉揉媚眼定睛细看，顿时惊得张口结舌，手足无措！只见七个头大如斗，披头散发的猪头人正怯生生立在她面前，体如筛糠，浑身栗抖！“二媚王芳，三媚李娜，四媚张敏，五媚陈艳，六媚刘丽，七媚赵静，八媚宋娟，是你们吗？”杨书娜看着这七个“猪头人”竟依次叫出了她们的名字！“是我们！娜姐！你刚才的一百二十三个大嘴巴子全抽我们八个猪屁股上了！”听声音，回话的是“青云媚八仙”中的二媚王芳。也是先前帮赵春花从后厨要来一盆滚油浇淋王天横卤蛋头的王芳！“怎么会这样？我明明抽的是赵春花啊！”杨书娜恼羞成怒，开始咆哮了！已分辨不出眉目囗鼻的“猪头人”王芳仍战战兢兢道：“我们也不知咋回事？正围观你和赵春花掐架撕逼呢，突然就被一顿嘴巴抽得晕头转向了！”“一群傻逼！也真是欠揍！”王芳的回话更激怒了杨书娜，她一边骂，一边不顾自己的双手已肿成佛手瓜，“啪啪啪啪啪啪啪”又左右开弓抽了七个响亮的嘴巴！二媚王芳，三媚李娜，四媚张敏，五媚陈艳，六媚刘丽，七媚赵静，八媚宋娟，七个已变成“猪头人”的姐妹每人又挨一下，“猪脸”肿的更大了！“大媚子！且息母狼之怒，慢发夜叉之威！别总窝里横，抽自己家姐妹逞能，只会让我和向天哥笑掉大牙！你还是说说为什么这桂花客栈挂羊头卖狗肉吧？”赵春花见状又是抚掌大笑道。“为什么说桂花客栈挂羊头卖狗肉？这是天下江湖人尽皆知的事！只是说人话不办人事，吃人饭不拉人屎的王天横背景强大，没人敢出来揭下它伪善的遮羞布而已！”杨书娜总算回答了赵春花的疑问。但我和赵春花仍听的云山雾罩，不明究里。尤其聒噪了半天，我已肚饥囗渴，很是烦躁。“小娜！这客栈里有吃有喝吗？向天哥我饿了！”我一边找了个地坐下，一边冲杨书娜不亲假亲，不近假近地飞了个眼道。“哼！想在桂花客栈吃喝你也配？”杨书娜的回答让我怀疑自个听差了！毕竟她一直都在向我暗送秋波，频频飞眼，总想投怀送抱啊！怎么可能对我这样说话？我正犹疑，突见白光一闪！又一串抽嘴巴声“啪啪”作响！定睛一看，杨书娜已被赵春花大嘴巴子抽的呼呼转圈了！“你个骚货！在我面前装逼也就算了，还敢对我的向天哥不敬！看我不抽死你？”赵春花一边骂一边抽，也是越抽越意气风发！越抽越英姿飒爽！越抽杨书娜的脸越大！我也被杨书娜激怒了！一挽袖子扑了上去！我先叫住赵春花暂停，示意她抽杨书娜的时候别左右开弓，留一半脸让我来抽！赵春花却不乐意了！她道：“只有左右开弓地来回抽，反复抽，才能让杨书娜深切体会道被人抽嘴巴的痛苦与耻辱！”杨书娜越痛苦她越兴奋！杨书娜越耻辱她越解恨！正在这时……：（）我在明朝开了挂
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