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大当家接过笼子,左看右看上看下看,未曾找出这猴子的两个尾巴、五条手、三只眼睛等畸形怪状,看着刘老张,有些生气。

“这不就是个普通的猴子吗?”

刘老张两个眼睛瞪得老大,活像受了天大的委屈:“当家的,这猴子可不一般吶!”

“哦,哪里不一般?”当家的问。

“刘老张,你出去半年,收了当家的五十两银子,就拿这种货滥竽充数?”周西边化妆边呛声,“你就是编出个花来,它也就是个猴子。”

刘老张神神秘秘说:“它能听懂人话。”

孙悟空睁开眼,发现自己被关在了一处黑屋,屋里有一扇窗,焊了铁栏,透出几道微光,刚够将这屋子照得昏沉。

屋子里关了大大小小二十来只畜生。

孔雀、老虎、狐貍、说不出名字的鸟儿……

孙悟空叹口气。

他娘的,出走半生,归来还是个戏猴!

因敖应给刘老张说孙悟空能听懂人话,孙悟空莫名其妙在这里过上了,一人之下,万兽之上的日子……

刘老张吩咐他看管其余畜生,有时喂食的驯兽师偷懒,孙悟空还得挨个给它们舀吃的,穿衣裳……

恍然间,孙悟空觉得自己回到了在天庭当弼马温的日子……

根据唐僧的理论,会得越多,做得越多。千万不能在领导面前表现得自己太能干。

鞠一把心酸的猴泪。

时如流水,平淡的日子终于到头,孙悟空也到了要上台表演的日子。刘老张给它套上了滑稽的戏服,一遍遍训练它翻跟头,跳火圈,最后还让它骑着老虎跳舞……

孙悟空不仅被燎得满身火疮,还被老虎差点咬断了手。

由于先前的优异表现,刘老张对孙悟空期望过高,见它如此不争气,生气得给它断水断粮,还抽它鞭子。

夜里,孙悟空孤独地蜷在笼子一角,心想,唐僧还真是个人才。

真后悔,当时西天取经,没跟他多学几招职场厚黑学。

他脑子烧得混沌,肚子空得直叫唤,阂上眼皮,血液沸腾在身上各处的伤口,疼得抓心挠肝,一会儿子昏过去一会儿又醒。

“孙悟空,凭什么是你?”

巨大的佛印从玄天之上劈来,六耳猕猴站在诸佛之中,呕出一口鲜血,跪倒在九品莲台下。

“我也是得脱六道,天生神通。凭什么,陪唐僧西天取经的人是你?!凭什么,我就不能成佛?”

漫天金光中,佛祖合掌一叹。

“六耳猕猴,你假扮孙悟空,欺瞒唐僧,阻挠取经大业,你可知悔改?”

“我没错,为什么要改?!”

六耳猕猴被金印压得越来越低,最终支撑不住,匍匐在地,他仰起头,双目赤红。

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