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第112章 恋爱脑花孔雀开启追妻路(第1页)

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“嘶……”喻疏淮眉头紧蹙,眼皮发沉,由于饮酒过度,嗓子火辣辣的疼,太阳穴也一阵阵抽痛,像是又把锯子在狠狠割裂着。“溪溪……”“老婆,老婆,我疼……”他下意识朝身旁摸去,却没摸到预想中娇软温热的身体,心咯噔一跳,猛地清醒,定眼一看,身旁空无一人!“艹!”“我香香软软的老婆呢?!”沙哑的嗓音轰隆响起,倏然拔高。喻疏淮猛地坐起,桃花眼猩红瞪大,环顾四周,没有看见白临溪的身影。“溪溪?”“溪溪?”溪溪去哪里了?昨晚自己明明抱着溪溪在睡觉啊?!喻疏淮皱着眉下床,顾不上穿衣服,赤裸着身体冲到客厅,扫视一圈,依旧没有那抹心心念念的身影。“难道……”“昨晚又是在做梦?”喻疏淮头疼得厉害,举起被铐着的双手,揉着太阳穴,看了眼房顶的监控器,眉头紧蹙,回忆昨晚。艹。早知道不喝酒了。他昨晚等得又急又怕,生怕被溪溪抛弃,每分每秒都想冲出去把人抓回来。可他得乖。得尊重溪溪的意见。于是抽了几根烟后,只能打开红酒,用酒精压一压蠢蠢欲动。没想到一不小心喝多了。幸好……屋里装了监控。监控原本是用来防盗的,没想到,这种时候派上了用场。喻疏淮刚准备去拿手机,桃花眼一瞥,扫见地上的相框、糖纸,以及被撕烂的白衬衫,大脑轰隆一声响。紧接着。心跳加快。脑海里浮现了无数暧昧的画面。【玫瑰般昳丽的美人被他压在身下缠吻,眉头微蹙,却没推开他。】【泛红的狐狸眼溢出水雾,带着几分怨气瞪他,最后又无奈笑了。】【艳红的唇被酒打湿,含住糖果。】【他撩开银发,嗓音轻魅,衬衫松垮滑落,抱着了他脖子,道:吻我。】…………一幕又一幕的画面在脑海中如烟花绽放。喻疏淮瞳孔地震,胸膛剧烈地起伏,整个人像是骑上了轻盈的云朵,飘飘欲仙,身体也给出了兴奋的反应。“艹!”“都是真的,是真的!”“溪溪真的回来了,溪溪认我了,我的小玫瑰没有抛下我!”喻疏淮抹了一把脸,嘴角藏不住。笑着笑着,竟如孩子般蹦起,冲向柔软的大床,抱住有老婆气味的被褥。等等!溪溪回来了,那人呢?!喻疏淮又一次猛地坐起,笑容僵住,被铐着的双手搭在大腿上,自我安慰。没事。溪溪应该是去上学了。他的小玫瑰暂时离开,一定有他的道理。喻疏淮收回思绪,扫了眼身上,这才注意到自己浑身赤裸,连内裤都没穿,他愣了几秒,唇角疯狂上扬。好幸福!溪溪帮我脱了衣服诶!不知道有没有趁机占便宜,他巴不得他的小玫瑰天天非礼他!头还在一阵阵抽痛,喻疏淮按着太阳穴站起,原本想找手机给白临溪发个消息,余光一扫,注意到柜台上有张纸条。他兴奋地冲了过去。不曾想。映入眼帘的是一块钱的硬币。下面压着一张纸条,上面是熟悉的字迹,飘逸娟秀,好看是好看,就是扎心。【昨晚叫得挺好听,赏你的,别烦我,我回家过节去了。】“……”喻疏淮眉峰上挑,神情变了又变。叫床好听?我一个八块腹肌的猛攻,叫什么床?老婆一定在夸我声音低沉有磁性。但怎么才一块钱?算了。做老公的,要学会满足。一块钱已经很多了,老婆的爱是无价的,硬币上的花花才是老婆真正的奖励。至于——喻疏淮目光落在别烦我三个字上,桃花眼忽闪,笑得痞坏,自动将其翻译成,溪溪害羞了,要他晚点再黏他。哎呀。傲娇的小玫瑰真t可爱!“啵……!”喻疏淮垂眸,把纸条当做白临溪,狠狠亲了一口,满脸笑意。这时。扔在一旁的手机响了。喻疏淮还以为是老婆的电话,左顾右盼,目光锁定地毯上震动的手机,激动地扑了过去,拿起来一看,是外卖电话。“……”哭了。刚心花怒放就被雪埋了。喻疏淮一脸失落,正想把手机扔了,忽地,一个甜蜜的猜测涌上心口,他呼吸急促,哑声接通了电话。“喂?”“是我老婆给我点的早餐吗?”【?】电话那边的外卖小哥懵了,呆愣几秒后,清咳了一声,小心翼翼地问。【你好。】【请问,你是花先生吗?】“?”【订单上写着傻逼自恋花孔雀,那啥,我也不确定您姓什么。】“……”老婆的爱称真甜啊。小主,这个章节后面还有哦,,后面更精彩!喻疏淮唇角勾起,回想着老婆骂自己的画面,应了一声,嗓音嘶哑。“我姓帅,外卖要到了吗?”【快到了,你等等,我在电梯里,现在是四楼,就要到七楼了。】“行。”“等下直接放在门口,谢了。”挂断电话,喻疏淮看了看被手铐禁锢的双手,摇头低笑,旋即,找了张毛毯披在身上,他要守男德,身体只能给老婆看。两分钟后。外卖小哥一走。喻疏淮就迫不及待地打开了门。地上放着牛皮纸袋,他迅速将其拿起,掏出里面的东西一看。包装精美的玻璃罐,上面写着——【小吊梨汤,解酒养胃。】“!!!”艹!老婆好t爱我!!!喻疏淮兴奋得蹦起,恨不得马上给全世界宣布,老婆给他买了醒酒汤!!他捧着玻璃罐进了屋,将其放在柜台上,咔嚓咔嚓拍了几张。紧接着翻开微信,逮好几个人炫耀。发给喻清浔——【小叔,溪溪回来了,溪溪好爱我,溪溪看我喝醉了还给我买了解酒汤!红包快备好,我已经迫不及待跟溪溪结婚了!】发给云雾怜——【看,漂亮不,你嫂子好疼我。】发给楚渊词——【嘿,我有老婆的梨汤,你没有。】发给熊牧——【啧,好甜的梨汤,今天别叫我上班,我要忙着吸收我老婆的爱。】喻疏淮不等他们回复,又点开微博,修改id,更新动态。【宇宙最幸福的喻疏淮:满满的爱~】配图。手比半颗心与梨汤合照。炫耀完,喻疏淮翻到了与白临溪的聊天页面,呼吸逐渐急促,莫名紧张。“呼……”他不管。昨晚溪溪抱了他,四舍五入,就是愿意当他老婆了。和小宝贝在一起的第一天。要怎么打招呼呢?喻疏淮思来想去,心脏砰砰直跳,既开心又期待,恨不得当面抱着老婆亲。不如……先发一张亲亲的表情包?喻疏淮找了一张很乖很可爱的表情包,微笑天使萨摩耶摇晃着尾巴亲亲。“啧。”“这张溪溪肯定:()揉烂玫瑰

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