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第99章 醋坛子打翻淮哥自哄(第1页)

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“老婆。”“快,来尝尝,好不好吃~”白临溪回过神,在男人期待的目光中,拿起筷子,尝了一块糖醋排骨。甜味适中。味道比想象中的好。“溪溪。”喻疏淮见老婆一脸严肃,喉结滚动,紧张地问:“怎么样,好不好吃?”救命。小玫瑰怎么不笑啊。是不好吃,还是甜了,淡了?喻疏淮越来越紧张,手情不自禁搭上了白临溪的腰,就在他想轻轻捏一捏,催促老婆时,少年抬眸,笑了。“好吃。”听到夸赞,喻疏淮黑眸一亮,唇角疯狂上扬,乐开了花。他兴奋地爆了句粗。直接将白临溪抱起转了几个圈儿。“艹!”“我们家小玫瑰夸我了!”白临溪被转得有点头晕,稍微缓一下,用筷子挑起男人的下巴,问:“好哥哥,糖醋排骨挺难做的,你一次就成功了?”喻疏淮目光深情,舔了舔唇,笑得蛊惑,声音低醇又迷人。“记不住几次了。”“因为给你做,脑海里只想着要成功。”四目相对,喻疏淮眸光微动,感觉刚刚尝的糖醋排骨好像……太甜了。吃完饭已经晚上了。白临溪不太想直播,便鸽了,但他也不想被喻疏淮黏着,于是把自己锁在直播间,躺在巨型狐狸身上玩游戏。他玩的都是休息的小游戏。斗斗地主。打打麻将。赢了几把,白临溪又无聊了,开始翻看各种房源信息。这时。一条消息弹了出来。白临溪点进去一看,是一张抱着手臂,生气跺脚的表情包。【傻逼金主:溪溪,(╬◣д◢)你让玩具抱,都不让我抱。】【傻逼金主:是我的腹肌不够硬吗?】【傻逼金主:是我的脸不够帅吗?】【傻逼金主:(t▽t)是我的按摩手艺还不够好吗?】“……”这傻逼是在监控里盯着自己吗?变态!白临溪无语。发了一串省略号过去。很快。对面就发了一张腹肌照。男人撕烂衬衫,在腹肌上洒了水,还在布料裂开的地方插着玫瑰,配上昏暗的灯光,性张力简直拉满了。【傻逼金主:这是小玫瑰的专属。】“……”救命。花孔雀又开屏了。白临溪没搭理喻疏淮,不到三秒,喻疏淮又发来了一条语音。刚点开。男人喑哑性感的嗓音幽幽响起,带着沉重的呼吸声。“老婆,想摸吗?”白临溪挑眉,骂了一句骚孔雀,随即,发了一张嫌弃摇头的表情包。【白临溪:不想~】【白临溪:已经玩腻了啦~】喻疏淮哭了。发了十多张泪如雨下的表情包。白临溪懒得理他,退出微信页面,继续翻看最近正在出售的房源。翻了翻。没什么合适的。白临溪攥紧手机,闭上眼,趴在玩偶的大尾巴上,皱眉叹气。明明曾经被强暴,被圈禁。身体却……在欲望面前臣服了。要是再待下去,恐怕,自己这颗心也会迟早沦陷吧?喜欢上欺负自己的罪犯?这不是贱吗?白临溪心烦意乱,揉着太阳穴,收回思绪,想继续看房,刚刷新页面,弹幕上方就弹出了一条消息。是云雾怜同意了好友申请。白临溪勾起唇,迅速改了个备注,正要发消息过去,手机就响了。【雾雾:床上没意思。】【雾雾:野外偷情更刺激。】“?”白临溪看着消息,惊了。啊?这么野的吗?雾雾该不会和他家大狗狗试过吧?不过,雾雾病恹恹的身体能受得了?白临溪很好奇,但不好意思问,毕竟,这种问题还是太隐私了,等以后更熟了,再拉着大美人,慢慢八卦。白临溪发了一张表情包过去。小狐狸叼着玫瑰花,妩媚地靠在门上,抛着媚眼摇尾巴。【白临溪:行。】【白临溪:哥哥到时候带你去小树林~】客套完。白临溪进入正题。【白临溪:对了,雾雾,有件事,我想请你帮个忙。】【雾雾:嗯,你说。】【白临溪:我想知道更多关于喻疏淮的事情,如果可以的话,想和你当面聊。】发完消息,等待回复。白临溪垂着眸,指腹摩挲着手机边缘,眉头紧锁,心事重重。无论是骨灰,还是其他事。他可以问喻疏淮,但他不想,他怕暴露马甲,也怕听到病态的情话。因此。最好的办法就是找个旁观人。听到手机响了,白临溪收回思绪,定眼一看,云雾怜答应了。【雾雾:好。】【雾雾:哪天?】云雾怜话都很简洁,几乎不用表情包,这倒和他冷清疏离的性子很像。,!白临溪想了想。把见面的时间约在了下周六。聊完天,白临溪看了看时间,快十点了,打着哈欠起身,准备回去睡觉。一打开门。和预料中的一样。喻疏淮果然守在门口,一脸幽怨。男人披着纯黑的丝绸睡袍,腰带没系,双手抱胸靠在墙,幽幽盯着他,一脸控诉,醋熏熏的:“溪溪,你刚刚不理我,在和哪个野男人聊天呢,笑得那么开心?”白临溪也不掩饰。懒洋洋插兜,狐狸眼斜睨,挑着眉从男人面前径直走过。“我笑得很明显吗?”“不好意思啊,金主哥哥,和小美人偷情有点激动,你不开心就扣我工资呗。”喻疏淮瞬间醋坛子爆炸。艹!又是想把所有人都鲨了的一天!喻疏淮骂骂咧咧追上白临溪,从后面抱住少年,蹭着他的颈窝,闷闷讨好:“扣什么扣,我们是结发夫夫,我的钱,就是溪溪的钱,我等会儿就把银行卡都给你。”“别别别。”白临溪推开喻疏淮,懒洋洋耸肩:“我只要我卖身的那一份,其他的,您还是烧了给林寻溪吧。”“……”哭了。心口上全是老婆扎的刀。喻疏淮牵住白临溪的手,跟着他后面,眸色极深,一闪而过幽芒,舔唇低笑:“行,听你的,溪溪要不要跟我一起去烧纸?”白临溪:“……”我给自己上坟?这是什么诡异的画面?“不去。”白临溪冷漠拒绝,要去也是自己一个人去,他可不想看见某人在坟前哭。喻疏淮目光幽深,带着探究和玩味,刨根问到底:“为什么不去?某个小骗子不是说,是林寻溪的老婆粉么?”白临溪不紧不慢道:“因为我喜新厌旧,有新老婆了。”喻疏淮:“……”艹。就不该问这个傻逼问题的喻疏淮没再追问新老婆是谁,无数次扎心的经验告诉他,答案不是颜糯,就是云雾怜,反正不是自己!算了。做攻的要大气点。反正受跟受是没有结果滴~喻疏淮把自己哄好,又黏着白临溪不放,白临溪也懒得再挣扎,反正都要上床睡了。转眼。周六就到了。白临溪原本还头疼要如何支开喻疏淮,都准备好起大早溜人了,巧的是,喻疏淮刚好有工作,被经纪人叫走了。等喻疏淮一走。白临溪也收拾着起床了。他和云雾怜只约了时间,没约地点,白临溪刚想问问是不是在楚家见,手机就响了,是云雾怜的消息。白临溪点进去一看。眉头微蹙,神情凝重了几分。:()揉烂玫瑰

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