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第402章 贾张氏托梦(第1页)

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阴间:贾张氏正和一群活着的时候吸血享福的人在一座漆黑的矿山里,疯狂的挖煤,她那胖成球的身体在这里干活儿显得很是突兀。虽说贾张氏此时是鬼了,但她呈现出来的确是年轻时候的状态,这个时候的贾张氏最胖了。干上一会儿,贾张氏就累的满头大汗,她的体力实在是不怎么样。刚装上一车,贾张氏就累的满头大汗,直呼干不动了。她刚刚要偷懒,后面就飞过来一条长长的鞭子。鞭子啪啪两下,抽在了贾张氏的后背上,疼的贾张氏直龇牙。刹那间,贾张氏的深山冒出一股黑气。这股黑气出来后,贾张氏疼的像是杀猪般,躺在地上嗷嗷叫唤!“啊啊啊啊啊!”“救命啊,欺负人啦,老贾啊,救我啊!”“你快点儿来把我带走吧,我错了啊老贾,我错了!”“老贾啊,你快点儿上来吧!”一旁的监工大吼:“老贾?老贾在妓院潇洒呢,哪有空来管你啊!”“你这女人来了,老贾可算是翻身了。”“没想到你这女人真狠,这么多年也没给老贾上上坟什么的,这些年啊,真是苦了他了!”“万幸的是,你欠了老贾一笔债,哈哈哈哈!”“没关系,慢慢还啊,慢慢还!”正当贾张氏愣神的功夫,空中缓缓飘下来一缕青烟,青烟落在贾张氏的手里,变成了钱!“钱?”“棒梗给我烧纸了!”贾张氏开心的跳了起来。贾张氏开心的跳了起来。监工一个箭步冲到了贾张氏的身边儿,看着她手里不停的掉钱。不一会儿,贾张氏手里的钱就堆积如山了,而且数值还不少,一张一万块钱。“哈哈哈哈哈!我有钱了,哈哈哈哈我家亲戚来给我送钱了,我能还债了,哈哈哈哈!”不一会儿,贾张氏手里的钱堆成了山,贾张氏也开心的笑了。不用想,肯定是棒梗和易中海在给她办葬礼呢,这些钱就是葬礼上烧来的。有钱了,自己就能还债了,就不用挖煤了。虽说还有贾东旭那一笔债要还,还要当一百年妓女,但好歹不用挖煤了不是?贾张氏这边儿在下钱雨,其他挖煤还债的人都羡慕坏了。他们羡慕贾张氏竟然有人给他烧纸。这些人在活着的时候,心里只有自己,他们的子女大多数是不孝顺的。他们的子女都希望他们快点儿去死!这里的人大多数都被扔到乱葬岗去了,他们可算是死了,终于不用再伺候伺候他们了。他们在活着的时候欠下了债,只能在这里打工还债、慢慢熬时间。工作起来,起步就是上百年。除了熬之外,没有任何办法。贾张氏的金钱雨足足下了三十多分钟才停下来,钱在他的面前堆成了小山,简装吗,贾张氏开心极了!她疯狂的大笑:“我有钱了,我有钱了,我还债,我还债!”监工瞬间出现在贾张氏的身边儿,他扫描了一下贾张氏手里的钱,确定了一下数量后,不屑的撇嘴道:“你这点钱还不够给你减免两天的劳动量呢,乖乖的干活儿吧!”说着,监工的鞭子又落在了贾张氏的身上。“什么?你耍我呢吧?”监工拿起贾张氏的一张钱,解释道:“你这是一万面值的,一万张才是一个亿!”“你知道一个亿是多少钱么?相当于上面的一毛钱!老贾欠了多少钱你知道么?他欠了三百个亿,你要打工一百年还债!才能还完!”“这还是没加利息的呢,因为地府有规定,不许发高利贷!”“忘了告诉你了,地府一天,人间一年!”“你要过上面的三万六千五百年,才能从这里出去!”“然后在去妓院工作三万六千五百年,你才能投胎!”“这点钱你收好吧,当个零花钱!”“晦气!”“快点儿干活儿!”说着,监工又狠狠地抽了贾张氏两下。登时,贾张氏被打的嗷嗷叫唤!“啊啊啊啊,我要干这么长时间,该死的老贾,你怎么不嘎嘣一下瘟死过去啊,啊啊啊啊,你把我卖了,你害得我好惨啊!”啪啪~“啊~”贾张氏嗖的一下站了起来,扛起工具去疯狂的挖煤,再也不敢说一个累字了。她享受了一辈子,以后要一直为老贾和小贾还债了!干了一会儿后,贾张氏气喘吁吁的坐在地上,心道:“不行,我得给棒梗托梦,让他多给我烧点儿!”说着,贾张氏找到了监工,说想给自己孙子托梦要钱。监工开出了五十亿的托梦费。贾张氏把自己刚刚收到的钱拿出来数了数,共计四十八亿,无奈之下,她又打了两亿的欠条。监工掐指算了算时辰,开始送贾张氏进入棒梗的梦境。入夜!守夜的棒梗睡着了。迷迷糊糊中,他看见贾张氏出现在了自己的面前,此时的贾张氏已经变成了年轻时候的样子,胖胖的,大饼脸,一脸的横肉。“棒梗,再给奶奶烧点儿钱,你给我烧的钱不够花!”贾张氏大吼道。棒梗见是贾张氏来了,他走到贾张氏面前,狠狠地甩了他一个大嘴巴,啪的一下,把贾张氏打的原地转了三圈儿,脑袋转的像是风火轮一样!贾张氏登时懵了,这。。。。棒梗指着贾张氏破口大骂:“你还敢给我托梦?我不整死你都算是不错了,你还敢给我托梦?”“我都给你扔乱葬岗子去了,要不是警察非要让我给你办葬礼,我会给你办葬礼?”“还给你烧点钱!”“我告诉你,你在下面要是自己能赚钱你就花,你要是赚不了钱,你就看着!”“这么多年,你也没给我爷爷,没给我爸上过坟,你的待遇和他们是一样的!”“滚吧,我不想再打你了,给你整个窝都算是我照顾你了!”“滚滚滚,滚滚滚!”贾张氏板着个大饼脸愣在原地,一点儿都没有走的意思。见状,棒梗急了!“嘿,你还杵在这里干什么?找打是吧?”棒梗一个大嘴巴扇了过去!啪~“斯哈,好疼啊!”棒梗猛地睁开眼睛,一巴掌扇在了棺材上。顿时,周围的人都看向了棒梗:()四合院:别劝了,在劝我就无敌了

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