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第106章 齐心协力救素文就是有点乱（第1页）

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云高说的有模有样，师父看了看祖师爷的画像，又看看我。为了善良的女鬼，也为了善良的师伯一家，我毫不犹豫的点了点头。这下师父相信了，‘扑通’一声就跪在了蒲团上。“不孝弟子十八年没有回来拜祭师父，还请师父降下责罚！”“师祖啊！请你不要怪罪爹爹，他也是有苦衷的！”大师姐也跟着‘认错’磕头。师父在这边磕头认错，可把那边的师伯夫妻给急够呛！只因素文智力有缺陷，没办法正常的沟通。怎么劝她藏起来她就是不懂。一直围着师伯他们转，我也尝试过跟她沟通。可是她好像根本就感应不到我！可愁死个人啦！“快点啊！老婆！快想办法！”“老公，我也不知道该咋办啊！”大概是素文来回晃悠身上独有的味道传了出来。师父瞬间就警觉了起来。这下可真是要了亲命了！幸亏素文机灵在师父转身的时候上了师伯的身。师父边往师伯他们身边走，边用鼻子嗅。“师兄，你这是怎么了？”“我闻到了一股尸味儿，就是从你们这边传出来的。”“怎么可能？我们没闻到啊！”师婶明显的底气不足。就这样师父闻，师伯两口子躲。“师弟，你身上有股怪味儿！”“你身上才有怪味儿！你全家都有怪味儿！”天哪！师伯变成娘娘腔啦！哈哈哈哈哈！尤其是那动作，简直了！那兰花指给你翘的！哈哈哈哈！“回来啦！快吃饭啦！”正巧这时候去客栈拿师父行李的寿伯回来了。“我说怎么这么大的尸味儿，这红袍恶鬼的味道也太臭了！”还好，终于是糊弄过了！寿伯可真是大功臣啊!“云高，你跟我上楼，老爸跟你有话说！”这拿捏到位的声音给师父吓了一激灵！疑惑的看着师婶，想让师婶解惑。“师兄，咱们不管他，他呀，没事儿就爱这么发神经！”云高不知道咋回事儿，跟着师伯就上了楼。其实我觉得他这么爽快的答应上楼。主要是想问素文的情况!我也好奇呀！这么好玩的事情咋能少了我？！刚进屋，师伯双手提着裤子，妖娆的来了一句。“云高，接下来什么都不要问，照着我说的去做！”“知道了，老爸！”“等我站好，你就使劲儿的踢我下面！来，准备！”“老爸！你疯啦？那得多疼啊！”“废什么话！踢你的得了！”“好吧！”于是云高铆足了劲儿照着师伯裤裆就是一脚。‘哦呜！哎呀！疼死我啦！’这一大脚，看着、听着都觉得疼！“接着来！再用点力！”我去！就这还在用点力？师伯这么猛的吗？‘嘭！’‘哎呦！’师伯疼的次牙咧嘴，素文也从师伯身体里出来啦！“你个死孩子！这也太用力了吧！”“你简直是重色轻爸啊你！”“素文，你没事儿吧？”“老爸！先不说这些，快想办法把素文藏起来啊！”“我有什么办法？哎呦！让她以后不要出来呗！还能咋办？”“可是，师伯的鼻子那么厉害！我怕他会发现啊！”“哎呦！你个死孩子！哎呦！”“你让她进到鼎里面，然后把她放在红袍恶鬼的鼎后面！”“红毛恶鬼的味道比较大，我想能够遮住她的气味儿！哎呦！”师伯抱着裤裆使劲地叫唤，满脸都是汗水，看来是真的很疼！“老爸！就没有其他的办法了吗？”“有！就是让你师伯收了她！”素文和云高一听，顿时没了脾气。只能按照师伯的第一方案进行！看着云高把素文的鼎藏好，我打算去找师父。我有太多的疑问要问师父，老憋在心里怪难受的！找了一圈，在后院找到了师父，他正和师伯在那儿为了洗澡水闹得不可开交！“寿伯，我怎么没有热水？为什么他就有！”“小姐说了，你那么大个体格子偶尔洗冷水澡死不了！”“天龙是客人就该让给天龙！”师伯的脸色变了又变，很是难看！就这样，师父舀一勺热水，师伯就抢一勺。几回下来就给师父干急眼了！师父悄悄的舀了一勺滚烫的热水放在一边。师伯还在那里搓着胰子乐呵呵的哼着歌。完全不知道师父马上就要让他好看了！满脸的胰子，师伯眼睛睁不开，就想着用水冲一下！师父瞅准机会把那勺热水倒进了他的水舀子里。师伯接了水顺头就浇了下去！“啊啊啊！烫死我啦！啊啊啊”师伯的脸被烫的通红通红的！哼！两个人都那么大了！还这么幼稚！羞羞脸！算了！我还是回屋等着吧！没意思！“哇！有饭后甜汤哎！”大师姐欢快的声音传的老远。“咦？呵呵呵！阿贵，你看我说的没错吧！”“让你用冷水洗澡就是有好处！你看你，红光满面的！”师婶调侃着师伯，这才真是‘杀人诛心’的天花板吧！“老妈！我怎么觉得我老爸的脸是被烫伤的？”你还别说，云高真相了！“什么烫伤？！你老爸我这是练功练得！这叫‘容光焕发’！”“全身的血脉都被打通，我现在舒爽的不得了！”就说装逼哪家强，宝发斋里找大贵！：（）小鬼拜师

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