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第100章 比命长的香比腿粗的狼牙棒（第1页）

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被吓到的不仅仅是我，还有云高聋伯俩人！“聋伯，你在帮我吹一下嘛！”“小少爷！这香比我命还长！吃饭了！吃饭了！”聋伯可不傻，端起碗就屁颠屁颠的跑了！就这样云高趴在扶手上整整一下午！就这样，那根巨无霸香还依然屹立在那里，没烧下去多少。“阿贵啊！吃饭啦！吃饭啦！”伯母做好了饭招呼着师伯。“来了！老婆！”走过楼梯的时候，云高已经坚持不住了。差点儿没从扶手上掉下来！“老爸！救救我！”“老婆，你看都罚了那么久了，儿子也知道错了。”“要不今天先就这样吧！不然儿子就要饿坏了！”“阿贵啊！子不教父之过！你这样迟早都会把他惯坏的！”两口子坐到饭桌前，师伯眼珠子一转。“聋伯呢？咋没喊他吃饭？”“哦！他在楼上，马上就下来了！”“要不去喊一下他吧，不然饭菜都要凉了！”“你去喊吧！”“快去喊聋伯一起吃饭啦！快去啊！”云高听到这话，立马就跟打了鸡血一样从扶手上下来。只不过那个姿势就很不雅观了。因为他的腿现在是直不起来还合不拢！“嗯”伯母冷冷地一声，吓得师伯连饭都不吃了，起身就跑。云高更惨，本想着再爬上扶手，没想到手脚一点儿力气都没有。直接一个仰倒，四脚朝天就躺在了地上。“儿子，快起来，等会老爸带你到春妈那里爽一把！”“哎吆，老爸，我浑身无力起不来啊！”“那我可不管喽！你随意！”虽然不知道春妈那里有啥爽的，但这个消息很是让云高兴奋。爬起来就扶墙想回自己屋里换衣服。“云高，你等一下！”伯母快速走到云高身后，一把从他的后腰拽了个肚兜出来！哎呦喂！肚兜哎！还是粉色的！“云高，你还不老实！”“说！这玩意儿从哪里来的!”“妈！这是从怡红院得到的！”“谁带你去的？我希望你老老实实的回答！”“是老爸！”“他带你去做什么？”“老爸说教我做大人啊！但我没做成！”“那你老爸呢？他干了什么？”“当然是正在努力的做大人啊！”“这个该死的胖子！”伯母丢下云高就往柜台走！看到柜台上的刀，伯母眼露凶光！“你可不能杀人啊！打断手脚就好了！”聋伯正好也走到那里，赶忙劝慰！伯母气冲冲的就往外走。“哎哎哎！你空手去怎么打断人家的手脚啊？”“最起码也要带一根棍子嘛！”一根狼牙棒被聋伯拿出来交到伯母手中。“大！贵！你！死！定！了！”完了！就这堪比成人腿肚子粗的狼牙棒，看着都迷糊，那要是砸在身上不敢想！真的不敢想！伯母提溜着狼牙棒怒气冲冲的走了。“这下老爸就惨喽！”云高连滚带爬的跑回自己房间躲了起来！就在他冥思苦想怎么躲过今晚时。那个发电机开始运作了，上面的小风扇也开始转动。“发电机好了？不能啊？昨晚我眼见它烧坏啦！”“这会不会爆炸啊？”云高吓得就要往屋外跑，没想到门自己就关上了。“聋伯救我！救我呀！”外面没有聋伯的动静，云高开始环视四周！突然，那个那个凭空出现悬浮在屋顶上。“是你呀！吓我一跳！”“你去哪里啦？我找了你一天都没找到。”“你下来呀！快下来！”这倒霉孩子看到鬼不但不害怕，还挺激动。我仔细的看着女鬼，真的很漂亮！她伸出葱白一样的手，微笑着冲云高招手，示意他过去。这小子真的是胆儿肥的可以爆炒好几盘子了！“你下来吧！我上不去！哎！哎哎！”不用人家下来，他被女鬼控制着飘了起来。等跟女鬼同样高的时候，云高满脸的兴奋，好似刚才那个闭着眼睛哆嗦的不是他！俩人正在深情地对望，就听楼下一声暴喝传来！“云高！你个倒霉孩子！你给老子出来！”‘啊！‘啊啊！’这一嗓子直接让女鬼破防了，俩人直直的跌落下去。‘扑通！’这床也不知道什么材质做的，真结实啊！俩人从那么高掉下来砸上去都没坏！哇！这一人一鬼竟然亲上了！女鬼压在云高身上，俩人睁大眼睛看着对方，但嘴却没打算分开！‘嘭！’师伯一脚踹开房门就冲了进来！云高抱着女鬼一个翻身，俩人翻下了床。“你个臭小子！你竟敢把我去春妈那里的事情告诉你妈！你出卖了我！”“害的我不但挨打还丢尽了脸面！”“我让你跟着我去怡红院，你不去！现在有带个女人回家玩！”“爸！爸爸！我没有啊！”还没等他狡辩，就被‘啪啪’打脸了！女鬼慢慢的从床下伸出脑袋，一脸懵懂的看着爷俩！我这时候才看清了师伯的惨状！鼻青脸肿！浑身的衣物被撕吧的破破烂烂！浑身上下全是血点子！不过看着他肩扛狼牙棒，兴师问罪的架势，应该是伤的不重！师伯步步逼近，吓得女鬼一下就飘到了墙角！“啊？是鬼！你个臭小子！老子找人给你玩，你不玩！”“却躲在家里跟鬼玩！你要死啊！”“爸，你不要伤害她！他是个好鬼！求你啦！”“阿贵，怎么了？”伯母也闻声过来了！这下就有好玩的啦！：（）小鬼拜师

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