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第68章 抓个灵婴去投胎（第1页）

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俗话说得好：卤水点豆腐，一物降一物！看着一手大锤一手木锥，凶神恶煞的师姑。大帅立马就瘪谷了，一声不敢吭不说还直接躲了起来。花园里的喷泉边，师父含着眼泪将大帅夫人的脑袋使劲地按在水里！“出来！出来！你给我出来！”“只要你出来！贫道就放过你！”怕伤到大帅夫人，时不时的将她拉出水面，让她换口气。也许恶灵也是看中了这一点，说啥也不出来。我看到师父脸上滑落的两行泪水，看到了他眼中的决绝！师父这是要下狠手了！要是恶灵真的不愿脱离宿主，那就只能全部毁灭了！“啾！啾啾！”“出来了！师父！恶灵出来了！”其实大师兄不喊，师父也已经将大帅夫人拉出了水面。“豆豉英！你个王八蛋！你竟敢害死我老婆！”“你滚开！我恨不得杀了你！”师父刚想要给大帅夫人做人工呼吸，抢救一下！大帅就跑了出来，一把将师父推倒，抱着他媳妇就开始嚎。大家的心情也挺沉重的，大帅夫人人美心善，真的是个好女人。可是，哎“豆豉英！本大帅今日就毙了你！给我老婆报仇！”掏半天没掏到枪，伸着俩大猪蹄子就去掐师傅的脖子！还掏枪呢？浑身就剩个大裤衩子了！枪别到哪？师父亲手将自己的白月光按进水里，此刻生死不知。就坐在那里让大帅掐着，也不反抗。急坏了师姑他们也急坏了我！我毫不犹豫的掏出早就放在百宝囊里的板儿砖，抡起来就准备砸他丫的！“你们吵什么呢？别吵了！”“老婆你醒了？”“莲妹你醒了？”“姐姐！你没事儿太好了！”大帅夫人的一嗓子结束了一场混战，也成功的引动了胎气！“我的肚子好痛啊！我好像要生了！”大家七手八脚的把产妇抬进屋内，这会儿就得师姑出场了。男人们都得回避，只剩下吓的小脸儿惨白的小姐姐帮忙。“加油啊！深呼吸！来！跟着我做！吸呼”“加油！加油！我看到头了！快了！”满屋子都是师姑的大嗓门和大帅夫人的惨叫声。“先等等！先等等！”这生孩子还有‘先等等’的？不是说已经看到头了吗？“蔗姑！什么情况？”“恶灵逃跑了！她肚子里的孩子就没有了灵魂！”“那样生出来的也是个傻子！”“蔗姑！那怎么办啊？快想办法啊！”大帅已经傻了，呆呆地站着，只有师父急的不要不要的！也不知道这大帅夫人看上那个狗大帅什么了！要长相不如我师父！要体贴心疼人不如我师父！还是个花心大萝卜！是个超级大色胚！“有了！大家不要着急！”师姑脚底生风冲了出去！来到刚才表演舞狮的地方。那些婴灵都还在那里嬉戏！“现在有个投胎的名额，你们谁要去！”这不着调的师姑！二三十个婴灵呢！她这‘嗷’一嗓子，全围上来了！都嚷嚷着要去，一时间闹得不可开交。“嗯啊嗯啊”小婴儿的啼哭声传来，草地上一个刚刚会坐的婴灵哇哇大哭。“嗨呀！小宝贝啊！就你啦！”师姑冲上去抱着小婴灵就进屋。“去吧！就在那里！你也是个有福气的！”“一下生就是个官二代！”师姑嘀嘀咕咕，将小婴灵放在地上！蹒跚的脚步，娇嫩的欢笑声，小婴灵最终化作了一道紫光进入了大帅夫人的腹中。也是怪，婴灵进入腹中的下一秒，孩子就生出来了！“大帅！是个带把儿的！恭喜啊！”大家纷纷上前恭贺大帅喜得贵子。而师父却看着外面脸色沉重。原来是那个恶灵！现在的他看上去好落寞，好孤单。深深的看了一眼我们这个方向，恶灵转身消失了。“师虎虎，他走了！追吗？”“不必了！让他走吧！上天有好生之德，但愿他能悔过！”“如若不然，下次为师就不再会放过他！”师父还是心软了，也许是恶灵临走前的落寞让师父心生了放他一马的善念。“大帅！大帅夫人如今你们也有儿子了！起个名字吧！”“嗯这是我和大帅的第一个孩子就叫就叫‘爱英’吧！”“好名字！这个名字好！”师父一脸的幸福模样，第一个赞成！“好个屁！我不同意！”“我也不同意！”大帅和师姑同时反对！“我的儿子为啥叫那个破名字！不许叫！”“要叫也是叫‘爱龙’！这个多好听！”大帅急赤白脸的怒瞪着师父，师父尴尬的笑笑不再说话！师姑为啥不同意那就不言而喻了！所有的麻烦都结束了，师父准备带着我们回家。大帅夫人再三的挽留，可大帅还是那个过河拆桥的大帅！一顿饭还没吃完就开始下逐客令了！只因师父多看了他的莲妹一眼！哎大人的世界真麻烦！：（）小鬼拜师

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