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第63章 古董花瓶当坐便大气（第1页）

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安排好了所有事宜，大帅首先发话了。“你们都给本大帅听着！今夜要是本大帅出去，那就天下太平！”“要是他们三人当中的任何一个出去！那就------格杀勿论！”“是！”同行来的士兵都退出了祠堂，大帅一脸的小人得志相。我就不明白堂堂一个大帅咋就能这么坏！尤其是他对自己的称呼！更让人瞧不起！生怕别人不知道他的职称似的！不见得对国家百姓有多大贡献！自己把自己先抬得高高的！也不怕有朝一日从上面摔下来，摔得粉身碎骨！“把他绑起来！”师父拿出绳子就准备将大帅绑在架子上。‘咕噜噜咕噜噜’敲鼓似的动静伴着师父几乎要扭曲的表情。“你们先绑，为师肚子有些不舒服！哎哟！”师父捂着肚子就往旁边的侧门冲去！‘啪啪啪’好几声枪响，师父也被打了回来。“哈哈哈哈没有本大帅的命令，出去就是一个字------死！”张狂的表情配着张狂的话语，大帅嘚瑟都没边儿了！夹着腿的师傅没办法左右看看，直接就拿起祠堂里供着的一个古董花瓶！找了个角落‘噼噼啪啪’‘稀里哗啦！’‘咕噜噜咕噜噜！’‘噗！咕噜噜咕噜噜！’两个师兄都同样有了反应！三下五除二绑好了大帅！毫不客气的一人薅一个古董花瓶！跑到师父身边就蹲下了！一时间整个祠堂里就剩下‘噼里啪啦！’‘噗嚓嚓！’的声音！还有让人窒息的味道！对了！还有点辣眼睛！无奈只能从百宝囊里找了两团棉花塞住我可怜的鼻子。现在就只能委屈我漂亮的大眼睛了！被放倒的桌子后面是师父他们，他们还在继续！“哼！狗肚子里装不下二两酥油！”“白瞎了那么好的海鲜刺身‘瓦萨比’！”‘呲！嘎吱吱！扑通！哐当！’一连串儿的声音让大帅闭上了他那淬了毒的臭嘴！“师虎虎！那个僵尸出来了！”“啊！出来啦！出来啦！放开我啊！”我和大帅的声音同时响起。“大家都屏住呼吸！”大家都瞬间执行了师父的命令。僵尸环视着四周，蹦跶着来回闻，主要是师父他们那边的味道太重了！僵尸闻着味儿就往那边去了。只见师父从口袋里掏出一颗药丸递给了二师兄。这会儿的二师兄似乎是开了窍了，秒懂！掏出一个弹弓接过药丸‘嗖’‘啪’打在了大帅脸上。也许是在官场上练就的厚脸皮，他竟然没反应。‘嗖！’‘啪！’‘哎呀喂！’一颗不行就来两颗！大帅终于用一声惨叫吸引了僵尸。“妈呀！不要过来呀！”大帅叫的那个凄惨！虽然僵尸是他亲爹，可是却没惯着他！冲过去抓着大帅的肩膀头子张着血盆大口就咬了下去。‘啊呜！’‘不要啊！’‘啊呜！’‘不要啊！’爷俩就跟拉大锯似的有来有往。也是幸亏狗大帅的胳膊够长，还能死命的抵着僵尸。不然！哼！“不要怕！我来了！”解决完一波的师父二话不说冲上去就给了僵尸一记‘无影脚’！飞出去的将士瞬间弹跳而起，又一次冲向大帅。“豆豉英！你赶紧放开我！”“快啊！放开我！”师父和僵尸打得热火朝天，大帅却让师父放开他！怕死的熊样真是没眼看！“师父！我来帮你！”大师兄的问题也暂时解决了，飞身而上！“阿豪！你先拖住他，为师为师哎呦不行啦！又来啦！”师父向着桌子后面的古董花瓶奔去！就大师兄那两下子，没一会儿就让僵尸给摁在地上摩擦了！“师父救命啊！”“师兄我来啦！”二师兄撸胳膊挽袖子的冲上去，叽里咕噜的滚回来！“你先坚持住！为师暂时没空！噗！噗呲呲！”大帅为了自救还在那里奋力的挣扎，架子散了！绳子解开了！大帅也趴地上了！还没等他高兴呢！僵尸就已经放开大师兄奔他去了！“爸爸！爸爸！我是大龙啊！”“你可不能咬我啊！我的亲爸爸哎！”“哎呀！我不行啦！这肚子又来了！”两位师兄神同步又回到了师父身边！哎第一次见上茅房还组团排队的！“豆豉英！哦！不对！大师！九叔！英哥！救命啊！”就在大帅眼看着被咬的时候，师父的第二波解决完了！提好裤子，一个‘燕子翻身’就到了僵尸身边。出手狠准快，僵尸被打的节节败退！“你们两个快点儿！过来帮忙！”师兄们解决了一半儿，咬着牙提上裤子就过来了！师父用自己的腰带勒住僵尸的脖子，让二师兄在他嘴里放一根棍子！大师兄则是死命的抱着僵尸的双腿。就在我刚要拍手叫好的时候，师父的第三波不合时宜的又来了！得！师父这边一松劲，僵尸就又挣脱了！：（）小鬼拜师

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