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第7章 比亚笛秦七万九千八杀人诛心(第1页)

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直播间上满屏都是都是嘲笑陈墨被惊吓表情包的弹幕。对此,陈墨并不生气。直播就是娱乐大众。说相声的于千都被老郭埋汰了祖宗十八代都不生气,挣钱,不寒碜!同理,只要能吸引更多人来直播间,别说是一个表情包,让陈墨裸奔但凡犹豫一秒,都是对rb的不尊重!“大家高兴就好。”陈墨拿起另一台手机登陆59平台,一边发布兼职信息一边说道。“我的正职是狗滴司机,兼职开锁。”“谁家钥匙落了可以找我,收费合理:普通门锁200,保险箱500”【主播还会开锁?】网友们很是惊讶。【主播又是跑狗滴、又是开锁,还唱歌直播,偶尔兼职开灵车……没少赚啊!】“郑重声明:昨晚开灵车只是见钱眼开、鬼迷心窍的行为,我正职绝对是一个颜值担当狗滴司机!”载死人又载活人,传扬出去,谁还坐自己的车?这点必须澄清!“不扯了,为了生活奔波的一天又开始了!”陈墨在59同城发完信息,点开狗滴接单。不一会,滴滴两声,订单来了。【出发时间:现在出发】【距您:08公里】【一口价:188】【上车地点:金城百货公司正门】【下车地点:南联里想4s店】【全程:78k】【是否接单?】陈墨毫不犹豫点下确认键。一分钟之后,来到金城百货正门。一个穿着白衬衫、西裤工服的中年胖子确认过车牌之后,上了后排。“确认一下,您的手机尾号是5671?”“对,我叫的车。”“到南联里想4s店?”“没错,开车吧。”“麻烦您系好安全带,我们出发。”“后排也要系安全带?”“没办法,深川这里后排也查安全带,全国独一份。”“行吧。”胖子不情愿的系好安全带,上下左右的打量着车内。“你这辆是比亚笛秦?”“对。”“混动?d-i?”“纯电。”陈墨摇摇头。“我们跑狗滴的混动不合适。”“为什么?”“混动的电池小,号称纯电续航55公里,实际就40公里。跑狗滴一天下来两百多公里,用混动一天要充好几次电。”“不是还可以烧油?”“亏电烧油不划算,5l百公里和轩逸、卡罗拉差不多了。”“你这车买了多少钱?”“两年前买的裸车价16万多。”嘿嘿……听完价格,胖子忽然没来由的就笑了起来。而且,越笑越夸张,一开始还是抿嘴偷笑,后来直接捧腹大笑!笑得陈墨心里直发毛,神经病?直播间的网友也是一阵疑惑。【胖子笑什么?】【神经病吧?不懂他为什么笑。】【主播载的都是什么神仙客户,陪酒小姐姐、瞎子、殡仪馆化妆师、死人,现在还来个神经病。】【主播是招“奇葩”体质。】【……】“不好意思。”胖子强忍不让自己笑出声,连连摆手。“我不是有意想笑,只是实在忍不住。”“哈哈哈,七万九千八……”这个数字一出,陈墨顿时一脸黑。直播间反应过来的网友也是乐疯了。【扎心了!】【杀人诛心啊!】【我懂胖子,是我也会笑出杀猪声!】【主播郁闷得脸都黑了!】【太搞笑了,又一张表情包!】【……】也有不知道汽车行情的网友纷纷弹幕求解。【这样和你们说:我有个朋友也是开网约车的,去年花了16万买了辆比亚笛秦,辛苦一年跑了15万公里赚了7万,结果他一点都高兴不起来。】【你们猜是为什么?】【因为今年开年比亚笛就掀桌子展开新能源汽车大降价!】【比亚笛秦不要你十万、不要九万、不要你八万。】【七万九千八,新车带回家!】不明所以的网友全反应过来。【意思说,辛苦一年赚的还没车子降价快?】【卧槽,果然是杀人诛心!】【难怪主播脸色那么黑,被割韭菜了!】【同情主播三秒,送上一串鱼丸慰问。】【哈哈哈,我大方点十串。】…网友的同情和胖子的嬉笑声中,陈墨一脸黑的开到南联里想4s店。“到了。”陈墨不想听到胖子多一秒的嘲笑声。“下车!”“兄弟,别郁闷。”胖子下车前递上一张名片。“换车找我买,我们里想保值!”陈墨接过名片,南联里想4s店销售经理:沈聪。,!我艹,不就是一个卖车,这年头阿猫阿狗都冠以经理的头衔。“等等!”陈墨叫住沈聪。“有事?”“听说你们里想出了一辆pv叫、叫……?”“ga,俗称公路高铁。”“公路高铁?不是叫灵车!”说完,陈墨一脚油门,不,一脚电门开车跑了。沈聪对着他的尾灯竖起中指破口大骂。“污蔑……恶意中伤,你td等着收律师函!”不懂车的网友不明所以,纷纷弹幕。【高铁?灵车?】【什么意思?】【胖子怎么那么生气?】当即又有网友解释。【里想汽车出了一款卖56万的pv,一开始大家都说造型像高铁。】【后来有人网上恶搞将车子ps成了棺材的模样。】【恶搞图片出来以后,大家都说是“灵车”、“棺材车”,致使退订一万多辆。】【56万的豪车,胖子这样的销售一辆最少赚过万。】【主播当面说人家的是灵车,胖子不生气才怪!】明白过来的网友全乐疯了。【主播太小心眼了,完全是打击报复。】【这叫互相伤害。】【互相伤害是文明说法,我们农村叫狗咬狗。】【……】陈墨车子开出几百米不见胖子追过来,停到路边看网友的弹幕。“我这不是小心眼,只是教胖子做人要厚道!”“伤人的话谁还不会说?让他积点口德!”然而陈墨得意不够三秒。“滴滴”一声,狗滴app上弹出通知。【乘客投诉车主态度恶劣,平台扣除车主的10个服务分,分并予以警告!】我艹,绝对是沈聪干的!陈墨一脸郁闷,开狗滴的都知道,平台内部有一套算法,操行分越低派送的订单越少。这直接影响收入!半年赚一百万才有机会续命。现在真的是时间就是金钱,金钱就是生命!直播间的网友笑得前仰后翻。【一时口快一时爽,被投诉郁闷了吧!】【主播,打电话给胖子服个软,我们不笑话你。】【对,挣钱不寒碜!】【……】:()开着网约车唱着歌,女明星请上车

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