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第155章 呦还是个属狗脸的(第1页)

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曲卓有过两次装修房子的经历。第一次啥也不懂,也没时间在现场看着。结果就是,钱没少花,但质量一言难尽。柜体变形、洗手间渗水、线材管路非标、五金件强度不够……裂纹了才知道,一直以为的实木门,居然是胶合板外面沾了一层薄薄的木头贴片。第二次装修时长记性了,自己建模自己设计,从线管水龙头,到合页螺丝钉,全都自己买。门和柜子也是直接找厂家订做。本以为万无一失,但毕竟隔行如隔山,开始动工后问题就没断过。想当然的3d效果图照进现实,哪哪都是不尽如人意的地方。于是,修修改改改改修修,期间又加入了不少突如其来的新想法……只硬装就搞了小七个月,实际花费比预算差点翻了一番。原以为有了两次经验,现在简单收拾个四十来平的小屋,简直就是手到擒来。呵呵~31号下午拍脑袋画了张平面图,后面几天屋里上下水管的位置和高度改了好几次。然后,发现了排风和排油烟的问题,随后又觉得冬天水泥地太凉。今天晚上回来,后知后觉的意识到,等客厅和卧室铺好地板,厨房和洗手间地面会矮一截。于是,又想到了地砖……既然地上都铺地砖了,不如墙上也镶瓷砖吧。洗手间可以防潮防渗,厨房也容易擦油烟。那么问题来了,地砖和瓷砖从哪里搞?丁芳华已经求过一次了,杨智勇也求过了。实在不好意思短时间内一而再的找人家帮忙。而且,眼下国内的瓷砖,要么是比巴掌稍大点的纯白方块,要么是同样巴掌大的彩色碎拼花。破玩意镶完全是缝,积灰藏油的收拾起来太费劲。去哪能搞点,或者“收录”到大块瓷砖呢?想来想去也没个头绪,洗完漱躺床准备睡觉时,想到了“回来”前家里用的岩板。记得选材时导购说了,岩板就是高温高压环境下做出来的人造石头。石头什么成分?碳酸钙、二氧化硅、石英、黏土,还有各种氧化金属?脑子里的“东西”,连那么精密复杂的元件电路都能设计购买,没道理搞不出一块人造石板吧?说干就干……铝钙镁钠什么的,各种电子元件的物料成分里都能“拖”出来。碳酸钙和二氧化硅,硅酸盐水泥的成分表里有。起床到院子里,手插进墙角堆着沙料,石英有了。又去了趟倒座房,在老厕所和厨房中间的墙缝里抠了点土渣子下来,黏土也有了。完全没有经验,回屋躺床上开始瞎搞,建个八百乘八百乘十五的模板,各种配料凭感觉往一块掺,密度调成三点三,环境温度设成一千六……怎么红呼呼的呢?先不管那些,三块七毛钱买出来,入手颇有些份量。不等仔细端详呢,“啪”的一声脆响裂成了好几块。石头密度应该不会记错,岩板的烧制温度是当年听导购说的,想来大差不差。多半是成分和配比的问题了。重新来过……理工男一旦对什么东西产生了兴趣,是完全搂不住的。反反复复的折腾到了半夜十一点多,搞出来的东西强度大差不差了,但是颜色……始终有些一言难尽。咱不求什么纹理花色,但起码白一点,素一点,亮堂一点吧?接着整……眼看就凌晨三点了,曲卓反复调整碳酸钙、石英和氧化铝的配比,总算搞出了一块比水泥能稍白一些,说不上是灰还是青的类白色。“得,就这么着吧。”曲卓脑子累的直发昏,草草的调整了下模型尺寸,正面抛光处理,背面做粗又加了几道交叉斜纹后,抓紧时间睡了三个来小时。六点多爬起来饭都顾不上吃,冷水搓了搓脸小跑着出门。头七点半杀进单位大门,上楼进办公室,一眼就看到了正打哈欠的方文山。打哈欠这玩意传染,曲卓本来就挺困的。瞅见方文山大嘴张的挺老大,也跟着打了个长长的哈欠,揉着眼睛坐到工位上。方文山斜了某人一眼,身体嫌弃的往窗户方向挪了挪。曲卓余光注意到了臭小子的动作,心说:“嘿,还是属狗脸的。昨天刚捋顺过来一点,今儿就翻回去了。咱不着急,哥有的是时间条教你个小家伙。”本以为臭小子能绷挺长时间呢,没想到五分钟都没坚持上,从面前的传真件下面抽出一张八开纸,往旁边推了一点,用胳膊肘怼到曲卓面前。曲卓斜眼扫了一下,扒拉到一边,不耐烦的叨咕:“什么狗屁玩意。”“你!”方文山小脸儿瞬间涨的通红,气得直接站了起来。瞪着眼睛喘了半天粗气,结果某人跟没看到似的。实在气急了,忽然间大吼:“有能耐你搞个比我更好的!”“还比你更好的?”曲卓斜眼瞥了小兔崽子一下,不屑的说:“随便抓只鸡在纸上,瞎刨出来的东西都比你强。”赤果果的鄙视,让方文山彻底破防了。豆大的泪珠子哗的一下涌了出来,抓起一张八开纸拍在曲卓面前,玩命的喊:“我不服!我不信!你证明给我看!”“给你画个最基础的,等你能看明白了,我再收拾你!”曲卓拉着脸警告了一句,角尺都没用,拿起笔在纸上画图……嘴上说是最基础的,实际上某人在惠而浦的变频电路上加了个运算放大器,连接了数显模块和自检模块。控制端到阻尼加热和除霜加热中,还用到了光电耦合。最坏的是,整张图上一个中文标示没有,全用的英文简拼代码。而且,还埋着暗坑。对,没错。目的就是让臭小子看不懂!果然,方文山直接懵13了……:()1976步步生莲

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