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第100章 贫嘴邮票张(第1页)

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以下是为您加入邮票张吹牛情节后的小说:《贫嘴邮票张》在咱这四九城的胡同里,住着一位出了名的人物,姓张,大伙儿都叫他“邮票张”。这名号可不是因为他集的邮票多,而是因为他那张能说会道的贫嘴。邮票张是个土生土长的北京爷们儿,中等个儿,精瘦精瘦的,一双眼睛透着股机灵劲儿。他平日里没啥正经工作,就爱倒腾点邮票,在邮票市场里混个脸熟。这天,邮票张穿着他那件洗得发白的跨栏背心,趿拉着一双老北京布鞋,晃晃悠悠地走进了邮票市场。一进门,他那大嗓门就响起来了:“哟呵,各位爷,今儿个咱又来凑凑热闹!”旁边的摊主老李头笑着说:“邮票张,你小子又来忽悠人啦?”邮票张一撇嘴:“瞧您这话说的,我邮票张可是实诚人,哪能忽悠您呐!”正说着,一个外地来的小伙子凑了过来,好奇地问:“师傅,您这邮票咋卖啊?”邮票张上下打量了他一番,笑嘻嘻地说:“哟,这位小哥,您算是问对人了。我这邮票啊,那可都是宝贝,价格嘛,得看您识不识货。”小伙子一脸迷茫:“我不太懂,您给讲讲呗。”邮票张清了清嗓子:“得嘞,那我就给您说道说道。您瞧这张,这可是清朝的邮票,那年代久远的,价值连城啊!还有这张,是文革时期的,有历史意义,珍贵着呢!想当年,我邮票张为了得到这几张邮票,那可是历经了千辛万苦啊!我跟您说,有一回我为了一张稀有的邮票,愣是跟着卖家跑了好几个城市,那卖家一开始还不愿意卖给我呢,我凭着我这三寸不烂之舌,跟他好说歹说,最后他被我感动了,才把邮票让给了我。还有一次,我参加一个拍卖会,那场面,人山人海的,全是收藏界的大佬。我一眼就看中了一张绝世邮票,那竞争激烈的哟,好多人都在抢。我邮票张是谁啊,我毫不畏惧,一路加价,最后以高价把它收入囊中。哎呀,我这经历说起来,那真是三天三夜也说不完呐!”小伙子听得云里雾里,犹豫着说:“那……这得多少钱啊?”邮票张伸出五个手指头:“这个数。”小伙子吓了一跳:“五千?”邮票张眼睛一瞪:“五千?您打发要饭的呢!五万!少一分都不行!哎呀妈呀!”小伙子连连摇头:“太贵了,太贵了!”邮票张一把拉住他:“别介啊,小哥,咱再商量商量。您看您诚心要,我给您打个折,四万五,怎么样?哎哟喂!”小伙子还是直摆手:“不行不行,我没那么多钱。”邮票张叹了口气:“得,算我跟您没缘分。不过您记住了,过了这村可没这店儿了!”小伙子赶紧走了,邮票张在后面喊:“慢走啊您呐,回见!”老李头笑着说:“邮票张,你就瞎忽悠,哪有那么贵!”邮票张嘿嘿一笑:“不忽悠忽悠,哪能赚钱呐!”到了中午,邮票张肚子饿了,就去旁边的小吃摊儿上要了一碗炸酱面。他一边吃一边跟摊主唠嗑:“大姐,您这炸酱面地道啊!”摊主大姐乐了:“您吃得满意就成!”正吃着,突然来了个电话,邮票张接起来就说:“喂,谁呀?哟,王哥啊!啥事儿?您说您有几张珍稀邮票要出手?那敢情好啊!我这就过去!”挂了电话,邮票张一抹嘴,付了钱就急匆匆地走了。到了王哥家,邮票张一看那几张邮票,眼睛都直了:“王哥,您这邮票可真是宝贝啊!”王哥说:“兄弟,你给个价。”邮票张心里盘算着,嘴上却说:“王哥,咱这关系,我也不跟您绕弯子,十万,您看行不?”王哥皱了皱眉:“十万?少了点吧?”邮票张连忙说:“王哥,您别急啊,我再加点,十二万,不能再多了。哎呀,您就行行好!”王哥想了想:“行,兄弟,就冲咱俩这交情,卖给你了。”邮票张高兴得差点跳起来,赶紧付了钱,拿着邮票就走。回到家,邮票张把邮票小心翼翼地放好,心里美滋滋的:“这回可赚大发了!”可没想到,过了几天,他拿着邮票去给行家看,行家告诉他这邮票是假的。邮票张一听,当时就傻了眼:“啥?假的?不可能啊!我的天哪!”行家说:“您啊,让人给骗了。”邮票张那个气啊,骂骂咧咧地说:“这该死的王哥,居然坑我!哼!”就在邮票张愁眉苦脸的时候,他的好朋友二狗子知道了这事儿。二狗子身材敦实,一张圆脸总是红扑扑的,浓眉下的大眼睛透着憨厚与真诚。他那宽厚的嘴唇总是挂着朴实的笑容,让人一看就觉得亲切可靠。二狗子拍着邮票张的肩膀,一脸坚定地说:“老张,别着急,咱一起想法子把这邮票卖出去,尽量减少损失。”第二天,二狗子跟着邮票张一起来到邮票市场。二狗子扯着嗓子喊:“来喽来喽,珍稀邮票大甩卖!走过路过别错过!”那声音洪亮又充满热情,仿佛能把周围人的注意力都吸引过来。,!邮票张在一旁附和:“各位爷,瞅瞅,都是好东西,便宜卖啦!”这一吆喝,还真吸引了不少人围过来。一个戴着眼镜的老先生拿起邮票看了看,摇摇头放下了。二狗子赶紧凑上去,满脸堆笑,露出一口洁白整齐的牙齿,说道:“老爷子,您再仔细瞧瞧,这邮票真不错,要不是急用钱,哪能卖这么便宜。您老眼光独到,这要是错过了,可就再也遇不着这么好的机会啦!”老先生还是不为所动,转身走了。又过来一个穿着时髦的年轻人,看了看邮票,问:“这邮票保真吗?”邮票张连忙说:“绝对保真,假一赔十!”年轻人撇撇嘴:“谁信啊!”二狗子赶忙说:“小哥,您别不信呐!我们在这邮票市场也不是一天两天了,向来都是诚信为本,哪能骗您呐!您要是买回去发现有假,随时来找我们,我们绝不赖账!”年轻人还是走了。连着好几个人都没谈成,邮票张有点泄气。二狗子给他打气:“老张,别灰心,咱接着来。我就不信这么好的邮票卖不出去!”这时,来了一个胖乎乎的老板模样的人。二狗子眼睛一亮,满脸热情地迎上去,那笑容就像春日里绽放的花朵:“老板,您来看看,这邮票可都是难得的好货。您瞧瞧这图案,这色泽,多精美啊!”老板拿起邮票,翻来覆去地看了一会儿,说:“这邮票看着还行,就是价格嘛……”邮票张急忙说:“老板,您给个价,合适就卖。”老板伸出三根手指头:“三万。”邮票张和二狗子对视一眼,二狗子着急地说:“老板,您这价也太低了,我们可亏大了。您看这邮票的品质,三万怎么能行呢?我们真是迫不得已才卖的,您就行行好,给加点儿。哎呀,求求您啦!”老板说:“就这价,爱卖不卖。”二狗子眼珠一转,对邮票张使了个眼色,然后对老板说:“老板,要不这样,三万二,这真的是最低了,您要是还不同意,那我们也没办法,只能再找别的买家了。哎呀,您就别犹豫了!”老板犹豫了一下,说:“三万二还是太高,最多三万五。”二狗子还想再争取一下,他的眉毛微微皱起,眼神中满是诚恳:“老板,您再考虑考虑,三万五真的是我们能接受的底线了。这邮票您买回去,绝对物超所值,以后说不定还能升值呢!哎呀,您就行行好嘛!”邮票张咬咬牙说:“行,三万五就三万五,成交!”最终,邮票以三万五的价格卖了出去。从那以后,邮票张收敛了不少,不再像以前那么能忽悠了。不过他那张贫嘴还是改不了,在胡同里依然是个热闹人物。这就是咱四九城的邮票张,还有他那憨厚仗义、热情真诚的好朋友二狗子,充满了浓浓的京味和人情味儿。:()邮海故事

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